Game: Far Cry 3

Massive in size. Much to do. All annoying issues with previous Far Cry games have been eliminated. More have been added.

Some SP mission objectives were completely unexplained, which pissed me off to no end, dying over and over with no idea why.

There's also serious player clipping issues spread at random, causing you to get stuck on random invisible bullshit. You'll be screaming "What the FUCK!" pretty much throughout any battle.

If a patch fixes these tiny pain in the ass issues, it'd be a flawless game.

Movie: The Watch

Critics hated it. I read one review saying it was nothing but penis jokes, but had it been just that, it wouldn't have been funny. I think the critics' problem is that he's a weak fuck that let the 1 penis joke I noticed stand out in his mind. I can only imagine why.

See this movie. It's full of laughs and really fun.